poachers

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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justnabingaround:

when the bitch you hate tries to talk to you

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Together we can end domestic violence and sexual assault (X)

overlypolitebisexual:

"if you were polite and nice with your activism we’d listen" no you wouldn’t you fucking liars

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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britney2007spears:

that has to be the ugliest way to cut a carrot congratulations

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thephilyptian:

"PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD"

"When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be around 30-or at least on their late 20s. But not for this girl; Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim woman that started the Medicine school when she was just 14 years old, ‘myhijab.info’ reports. Asa’d got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World, according to the report. She has been signed to go to Ohio, U.S to continue her education even further and become a Pediatrician."  - Source

YOU GUYS SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A FEMALE, A MUSLIM AND A MINORITY. AND SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. 

WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING MORE ABOUT HER?

you know why.

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

potterand-clay:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

if this is you please let me know asap

17yr:

[boy voice] yeah i read a lot of nietzsche and hemingway, i listen to radiohead and radiohead only, pop music makes me sick, i’m all about equal rights between men and women and all but theres scientific evidence that men are better than women

*at a pro wrestlers funeral*

family member: he was a great father and husband who was also the best professional wre-
*FLASHING LIGHTS*
*ROCK MUSIC STARTS*
*MAN IN SPANDEX AND A CAPE ENTERS*
wrestlers former opponent : WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL BEST WRESTLER WAS AND I CHALLENGE YOUR CORPSE THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT 8/7 CENTRAL ONLY ON USA

bettydays:

I scrolled down looking for an explanation and I just